Class of 2020 Celebration

Message from the Graduate:

Classes taught me to always bring a pencil.
Professors taught me that it's always gonna be on the syllabus.
The campus taught me that when it's 20°F outside - not to wear shorts.
Parties taught me it's not acceptable to take food out of the fridge, perhaps they shouldn't have been there in the first place.
Beer taught me not to drink vodka all the time.
Vodka taught me that beer makes me fat.
The food in the dining hall taught me it's okay to overeat.
The freshman 15 taught me it's more like the freshmen 40.

"And Remember it's always on the syllabus." -The kid with the loud car, who refuses to pay for a parking pass. :)